monstrousbreakfast!

搬家

2010-05-07T16:40:00.001+08:00

thou must work and it is a pity

2010-03-05T21:39:00.005+08:00

For your information, I really submitted that.

sometimes you have to reconsider

2010-02-09T20:56:00.009+08:00

If you had a choice,
would you prefer to work on that essay-assignment
required: putting in effort, no skimping on questions, etc
or watch tastefully-animated softcore pornography?

Food for thought. I don't think you need to know my answer.
~~I cheated and chose the third option: marvel at the graphics, blood and gore in some fascinatingly morbid fighting show. It felt good.~~

there is a sudden dive in quality

2010-02-07T02:23:00.006+08:00

biology is still really weird

2009-11-10T17:45:00.001+08:00

she is so used to it

2009-10-11T00:01:00.001+08:00

academics are like that anyway

2009-10-08T13:32:00.004+08:00

Don't ask me how I learn all this shit.
I can't be assed to correct the "comrpomise" mispelling.

everything has a name

2009-09-09T19:48:00.002+08:00

no, stars don't have noses

2009-08-29T14:44:00.002+08:00

don't play with your food

2009-08-26T18:35:00.002+08:00

they complain about my itchy hands

2009-07-30T21:32:00.002+08:00

violence runs in the family

2009-06-25T23:07:00.004+08:00

holidays, week one

2009-06-08T19:32:00.002+08:00

don't you just hate ephipanies

2009-06-04T19:38:00.003+08:00

I just realised that I may be a pedophile. Shit.

emofrog is an emo frog

2009-05-25T18:00:00.003+08:00

This was from a several days back.

The resolution on Cheese's phone is amazing.

Concept (c) Jodie, who told me to draw a frog with her Moustache Face.
I promptly named the creation Emofrog. With absolutely no reason whatsoever.

sand and cel are bored in maths

2009-05-22T00:01:00.001+08:00

Shapes of an angle fight together.

where did sanity go

2009-04-28T21:23:00.003+08:00

Today, I woke up.
And my first thought was:

213 sucks. They don't have any assholes so I can't rape them.

I do not want to know about what I was dreaming about.

wrote about a talking dog

2009-04-25T02:03:00.003+08:00

Mish,
Your eyes are as gorgeously black as the toilet bowl rust.
Your lips as supple as an overflowing abundance of salmon fat.
Your skin is the pale raw umber of a slab of undercooked lard.
Your hair is like the shredded pieces of a burnt refridgerator.
Your hand as smooth as the slipperly mold on the bathroom floor.

And I am really glad that you won't see this.

breaking promises is my expertise

2009-04-23T20:40:00.003+08:00

I told Mr Orange that I'd do the 小练笔.
I never said that I'd do it on time.